Feeling Lucky?

a nice relaxing shave

The Oxford comma, remains, important.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
Never trust a writer.
Never trust a writer.
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
Jokes on me…
Jokes on me…
Writing is hard.
Writing is hard.
Join us!
Join us!
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprises for the drunk one
Surprises for the drunk one
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Join the conversation
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive