a pizza pie chart

fingers crossed i get to eat this week!

fingers crossed i get to eat this week!

she only has herself to blame

she only has herself to blame

just like bagel bites prophesized

just like bagel bites prophesized

world war iii prep going well

world war iii prep going well

become ungovernable

become ungovernable

how to get kicked out of every local gym

how to get kicked out of every local gym

this is really cool

this is really cool

where is this free dirt you speak of?

where is this free dirt you speak of?

clever mcdonald’s

clever mcdonald’s

thanks, linda!

an oddly believable scenario

an oddly believable scenario

your pleas mean nothing in this situation

your pleas mean nothing in this situation

halloween prequel

halloween prequel

please someone just let me in!

please someone just let me in!

trying on pants at old navy

trying on pants at old navy