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pretty gritty kitty
pretty gritty kitty
drive-by drive-thru
drive-by drive-thru
standout standup standby
standout standup standby
textistential crisis
textistential crisis
charismatic cowardice
charismatic cowardice
from pool noodle to cool noodle
from pool noodle to cool noodle
better wash out
better wash out
fav faramir
fav faramir
snailblazing
snailblazing
betrothal boundaries
betrothal boundaries
child chiding
child chiding
chipper chirping
chipper chirping
worthy work weariness
worthy work weariness
making a loonie toonie
making a loonie toonie
klompen cloggin’
klompen cloggin’
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
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NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS