Feeling Lucky?

a romantic poem

Dear Religion
Dear Religion
Oh, Snoop Dog…
Oh, Snoop Dog…
The Cats favorite Breakfast
The Cats favorite Breakfast
Chameleons are jerks.
Chameleons are jerks.
How cute
How cute
When You Realize Your Special Someone Is Actually A Delicious Burrito
When You Realize Your Special Someone Is Actually A Delicious Burrito
Yes, Peace please
Yes, Peace please
Ctrl+C Ctrl+V Ctrl+V Ctrl+V Ctrl+V Ctrl+V
Ctrl+C Ctrl+V Ctrl+V Ctrl+V Ctrl+V Ctrl+V
I can't wait for The Incredibles 2
I can't wait for The Incredibles 2
How to speak Irish
How to speak Irish
Why have I never thought of this before?
Why have I never thought of this before?
I Despise Cats
I Despise Cats
Bowing His Head In Solidarity
Bowing His Head In Solidarity
Pass the Flesh colored marker please
Pass the Flesh colored marker please
Things Changed So Little
Things Changed So Little
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+mad%2C+but+there%26%238217%3Bs+cake
When you’re mad, but there’s cake
Tony%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+stand+on+an+egg.
Tony’s gonna stand on an egg.
Imagine+the+unlucky+employees+having+to+hand%28le%29+his+return.
Imagine the unlucky employees having to hand(le) his return.
First+of+all%2C+how+dare+you%3F
First of all, how dare you?
Join the conversation
Gonna+jack+you+all+up.
Gonna jack you all up.
Where+do+you+see+yourself+in+40+years%3F
Where do you see yourself in 40 years?
Welp%2C+that+got+weird
Welp, that got weird
Listen+to+your+therapist.
Listen to your therapist.
THE+FORCE%21+I+CAN+FEEL+IT%21
THE FORCE! I CAN FEEL IT!
Girlfriends+who+get+fit+together%2C+stay+together.
Girlfriends who get fit together, stay together.
Tampax+ads+are+getting+insane.
Tampax ads are getting insane.
Some+kids+are+odd.
Some kids are odd.