Feeling Lucky?

a romantic poem

Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
same
same
When your algorithm bytes back.
When your algorithm bytes back.
kthxbai
kthxbai
You’ve just been extinguished.
You’ve just been extinguished.
Do not crossbreed pug.
Do not crossbreed pug.
Batman values proper grammar.
Batman values proper grammar.
Urmagerd
Urmagerd
Begin again.
Begin again.
At 20 degrees below zero snowflakes don’t melt on impact.
At 20 degrees below zero snowflakes don’t melt on impact.
The emotional spectrum of a toddler.
The emotional spectrum of a toddler.
You are not fat.
You are not fat.
This is the place.
This is the place.
Nothing fishy about this.
Nothing fishy about this.
Best America
Best America
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
Words
Words
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…