Feeling Lucky?

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

Parents…
Parents…
Our Grate Lord.
Our Grate Lord.
I work at a table factory…
I work at a table factory…
Every time I go to a coffee shop…
Every time I go to a coffee shop…
Are we thinking the same, Mr. Zazzles?
Are we thinking the same, Mr. Zazzles?
Sorry, can’t hear you…
Sorry, can’t hear you…
Dumb Ways to Die.
Dumb Ways to Die.
Phones vs. Friends
Phones vs. Friends
Me and cats.
Me and cats.
An internal battle.
An internal battle.
I’d rather have a moustache than a baby.
I’d rather have a moustache than a baby.
Harry Potter logic.
Harry Potter logic.
A shout out to all the beautiful women…
A shout out to all the beautiful women…
Donutella.
Donutella.
Disney Princesses x Vogue
Disney Princesses x Vogue
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
Join the conversation
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.