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How folding paper can get you to the moon.
How folding paper can get you to the moon.
When people ask me for directions.
When people ask me for directions.
Get a girlfriend, they said…
Get a girlfriend, they said…
Sleepytime limbo.
Sleepytime limbo.
Break me off a piece of that.
Break me off a piece of that.
Best solution for overpopulation.
Best solution for overpopulation.
When people are talking behind me in lecture.
When people are talking behind me in lecture.
Can I have your iPad?
Can I have your iPad?
Why don’t people believe in God?!
Why don’t people believe in God?!
Good bye, human!
Good bye, human!
Be afraid.
Be afraid.
Modern relationships.
Modern relationships.
Scumbag Cher.
Scumbag Cher.
Me too!
Me too!
…but my mom says I’m special.
…but my mom says I’m special.
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The+most+American+response+to+the+most+American+door+mat
The most American response to the most American door mat
Just+wait+till+they+inform+you+of+the+divorce+you+caused.
Just wait till they inform you of the divorce you caused.
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
When+your+accountant+brother+helps+with+taxes%26%238230%3B
When your accountant brother helps with taxes…
Cookies+for+hysterectomies%21
Cookies for hysterectomies!
The+beautiful+people.
The beautiful people.
And+my+pickax%21
And my pickax!
Surprise+of+a+lifetime.
Surprise of a lifetime.
mood%3A+anne+hathaway+holding+a+knife+and+laughing
mood: anne hathaway holding a knife and laughing
Susan+can+get+it%21
Susan can get it!
Lenticular+clouds+over+the+Great+Pyramids+of+Giza
Lenticular clouds over the Great Pyramids of Giza