a true american patriot

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

peekaboo for adults

books are priceless treasures

did you know e.t. had a last name?

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

this man is not okay

dramatic reading by 5 year old

he can’t hear you!

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

the world is ready to see me at my worst

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest