a true celebration of life

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

american stadium food is a whole other level of american gluttony

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

work day lunch break hack

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

never underestimate women

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!