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a turtle is faster than the us postal service!

When my friends want me to go out…
When my friends want me to go out…
Where were you nine months ago?
Where were you nine months ago?
Want to meet my new friend?!
Want to meet my new friend?!
Burn it! Burn it with fire!
Burn it! Burn it with fire!
Your doorbell was broken…
Your doorbell was broken…
Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu.
Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu.
My brother just asked me this…
My brother just asked me this…
The Inconceivable’s.
The Inconceivable’s.
Cigarette Butts.
Cigarette Butts.
This is not a gamer girl.
This is not a gamer girl.
Who died and made you king?
Who died and made you king?
Mouths are important.
Mouths are important.
The worlds most typical person.
The worlds most typical person.
What’s on your…
What’s on your…
Super Mario Duct tape.
Super Mario Duct tape.
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Join the conversation
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
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