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A Scottish Joke

A Scottish Joke
Humans…
Humans…
Silly Stewie…
Silly Stewie…
When I die…
When I die…
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
Mona Lisa’s cat.
Mona Lisa’s cat.
I love you like Lily loved Snape…
I love you like Lily loved Snape…
Said something funny in public…
Said something funny in public…
That’s no moon!
That’s no moon!
Auto correct…
Auto correct…
Hot singles.
Hot singles.
Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face…
Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face…
T-Rex trying to paint his house…
T-Rex trying to paint his house…
Words.
Words.
When I have a cold.
When I have a cold.
No! I must dance!
No! I must dance!
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Join the conversation
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
No+shame.
No shame.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!