Enjoy the wee ones.

Enjoy the wee ones.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

I did’Nazi that coming…

I did’Nazi that coming…

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

Would Tom really have been this Petty?

Would Tom really have been this Petty?

…drain the swamp?

…drain the swamp?