the robot just wanted to weigh in on the fried chicken sandwich wars

when you have to roll with the lie

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

algebra is like onion pie

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

well that escalated quickly

the power of positive affirmations

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

how much extra would you pay for this?

trust the science

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

this is how i became the fun uncle

bring back the cats!