A mother’s struggle is tissue.

A mother's struggle is tissue.

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

you know the move

you know the move

miracle dog

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

and now so do i

and now so do i

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

i live my life with no regrets

i live my life with no regrets

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship