*rings dinner bell*

and frozen thin mints

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

it’s not the size that matters

find your bay leaf confidence

this might be the best way to judge other people

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

who actually thought this was a good idea?

oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

pool world

side effects may include incest…

how fast are you?