Abort!

there’s no way a home made this soup

it has stories to tell

never letting go

sea urchins love hats

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

avoiding people in public is exhausting

live laugh lobotomy

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

flying is like living in the wild west

money on gandalf

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

i live at the zoo now