We must fund the partition.

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

Emmanuel don’t it!!!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

Incredible architecture memes that will leave you in awe

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning