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i prefer milky way

i prefer milky way
crushed it
crushed it
her two beautiful eyes and six alarming eyes
her two beautiful eyes and six alarming eyes
now serving lamp
now serving lamp
we all scream
we all scream
hobbit love
hobbit love
how tacos are made
how tacos are made
why get ready when you can have a breakdown instead?
why get ready when you can have a breakdown instead?
in this essay i will…
in this essay i will…
You don’t know the cure
You don’t know the cure
fossilized cookie monster found
fossilized cookie monster found
taking back retrograde
taking back retrograde
time will put your enemies in the ground
time will put your enemies in the ground
this is how every dinner party should start
this is how every dinner party should start
the dog has something to tell you
the dog has something to tell you
Batman villains are less evil than senators
Batman villains are less evil than senators
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Mom%3F%21+Mmmmooooommmm%21%21%21
Mom?! Mmmmooooommmm!!!
Words.
Words.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Join the conversation
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Hands.
Hands.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Clumsy+Adam%26%238230%3B
Clumsy Adam…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.