Tiger spa day.

just one?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

write the next line of this story

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

When you gotta go, you gotta go

you will pay for your betrayal

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

This is a brilliant grandpa move