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Never trust a writer.

Never trust a writer.
one day this will be my sink
one day this will be my sink
party on, dudes
party on, dudes
but you refuse to give up even if you have to hear the monologue another 35 times!
but you refuse to give up even if you have to hear the monologue another 35 times!
prosciutto in its natural habitat
prosciutto in its natural habitat
clever jungle kitties
clever jungle kitties
you complete me
you complete me
remix to ignition
remix to ignition
why is it in blood font?
why is it in blood font?
pre-workout hash brown
pre-workout hash brown
quit horsing around!
quit horsing around!
whoops i dropped it
whoops i dropped it
gonna go wash my hands now
gonna go wash my hands now
technically true
technically true
The moment she fell in love
The moment she fell in love
the official costume of dungeon masters
the official costume of dungeon masters
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+episode+of+Black+Mirror%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this episode of Black Mirror…
Hail+Fourier+Transfrom
Hail Fourier Transfrom
Shine+a+ever+lovin%26%238217%3B+light+on+me.%26%238217%3B%C2%A6
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
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Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security
Seaweed+farming.
Seaweed farming.
Everything+breaks.
Everything breaks.
Then+and+now+pupdates.
Then and now pupdates.
Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
The+joy+is+in+the+journey.
The joy is in the journey.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+asthma.
It’s not asthma.
Apple+fritters+are+my+favorite.
Apple fritters are my favorite.