Have a very Bob Ross Easter

Play Football With Me, Father!

What year is it?!

Please do not actually kill people.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

I think she knows… but she plays along.

When your mom calls you pretty.

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

You don’t want this, girl.

Powdered garbage

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Most important meal of the afterlife

Snail teeth

Maine Coon papa’s

Perfect camouflage