Feeling Lucky?

Siri about to blow your agenda.

Siri about to blow your agenda.
WAKE UP! WE MISS YOU.
WAKE UP! WE MISS YOU.
I just don’t have the energy…
I just don’t have the energy…
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention.
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention.
So much success.
So much success.
And suddenly I’ve wasted my day…
And suddenly I’ve wasted my day…
I nearly pissed myself…
I nearly pissed myself…
Perpetual Energy
Perpetual Energy
Look Up
Look Up
It’s too late mother…
It’s too late mother…
The dangers of water.
The dangers of water.
Meet Thor Bjornsson: the Icelandic Giant
Meet Thor Bjornsson: the Icelandic Giant
Ginger problems…
Ginger problems…
Wise words.
Wise words.
The value of time.
The value of time.
Awesome throne!
Awesome throne!
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Congratulations…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Hands.
Hands.
Classy.
Classy.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…