Feeling Lucky?

When your only child is a sociopath.

When your only child is a sociopath.
Words.
Words.
I’m never in my comfort zone…
I’m never in my comfort zone…
If you have 10 chocolate cakes…
If you have 10 chocolate cakes…
Save a life. Use a comma.
Save a life. Use a comma.
Waterproof your own shoes.
Waterproof your own shoes.
…they never blame the cat.
…they never blame the cat.
My friends.
My friends.
Puppy vs Robot.
Puppy vs Robot.
Treck yourself before you wreck yourself.
Treck yourself before you wreck yourself.
The Bull Who Cried.
The Bull Who Cried.
Roses are Pantone 1925C
Roses are Pantone 1925C
Mouth swap.
Mouth swap.
Forbidden love.
Forbidden love.
Things I wish I could put on my resume.
Things I wish I could put on my resume.
You never learn, do you?
You never learn, do you?
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Join the conversation
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.