A pirates life for him.

A pirates life for him.

a useless card

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

I’m doing this

I’m doing this

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

perfect grill marks

perfect grill marks

per my last shot

per my last shot

i really want a donut now

i really want a donut now

modern problem solving

modern problem solving

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

brain is broken

brain is broken

The correct use of privilege

The correct use of privilege

the morning commute is brutal

the morning commute is brutal

get it, goofy!