what about a taco shell of shame, next?

You might wonder what your tax dollars are used for…

The swords have names.

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

Words

Yeah OK you got me.

Let’s do this, gang.

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

It takes all kinds…?

Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

My precious…

They had me in the first half…