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Roses are red, my English is fluent,

Roses are red, my English is fluent,
When your accountant brother helps with taxes…
When your accountant brother helps with taxes…
Joan Crawford’s rules for throwing a party still hold up today
Joan Crawford’s rules for throwing a party still hold up today
This is how commissions work…?
This is how commissions work…?
This is FedEX’s first ever delivery van
This is FedEX’s first ever delivery van
And my pickax!
And my pickax!
This pile of cash is the Venezuelan equivalent of one US dollar.
This pile of cash is the Venezuelan equivalent of one US dollar.
Dammit Chris.
Dammit Chris.
GOOOAAAAAALLLLLL
GOOOAAAAAALLLLLL
The most American response to the most American door mat
The most American response to the most American door mat
Susan can get it!
Susan can get it!
mood: anne hathaway holding a knife and laughing
mood: anne hathaway holding a knife and laughing
Never forget, Grandma
Never forget, Grandma
Words.
Words.
Countries With Cars In Space… Prove me wrong.
Countries With Cars In Space… Prove me wrong.
Friend of a friend’s pooch dragged the sprinkler in through the doggy door…
Friend of a friend’s pooch dragged the sprinkler in through the doggy door…
Got+A+Little+Vertigo+Just+By+Looking+At+It
Got A Little Vertigo Just By Looking At It
Proper+Dining+Etiquette+Around+The+World
Proper Dining Etiquette Around The World
Poor+Lobster+Was+Deceived
Poor Lobster Was Deceived
Hanred%26%238217%3Bs+apple.
Hanred’s apple.
Join the conversation
%2Abrushes+its+hair%2A
*brushes its hair*
An+oldie+but+a+goodie
An oldie but a goodie
Kill+me
Kill me
I%26%23039%3Bm+Dying
I'm Dying
Quests
Quests
Never+ask+the+internet+for+anything.
Never ask the internet for anything.
i+hads+a+hard+day
i hads a hard day
Trauma
Trauma