This is your airbag. This is your airbag on drugs…

This is your airbag. This is your airbag on drugs...

You’ve been avoiding me.

You’ve been avoiding me.

Christmas happiness.

Christmas happiness.

Would you want to Facetime with me?

Would you want to Facetime with me?

This is my favorite post.

This is my favorite post.

Use the right onion.

Use the right onion.

Where are my testicles, Summer?

Where are my testicles, Summer?

If women can do everything men can…

If women can do everything men can…

As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.

As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.

How to ruin the mood.

How to ruin the mood.

This dog knows what he’s doing

This dog knows what he’s doing

Chess set made entirely of dead mice.

Chess set made entirely of dead mice.

Meanwhile, in Minnesota…

Meanwhile, in Minnesota…

Storm Trooper problems.

Storm Trooper problems.

Lets eat!

The risk is too high.

The risk is too high.