pack your bags, honey, we’re moving

pack your bags, honey, we're moving

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

soory not soory

soory not soory

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

please send help

please send help

The cheeps

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

Hoo-rah!