accepted by his peers

spitting venom

i should have texted instead

time to cry!

send dudes, not nudes

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

beer science

yes, please

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

how it started vs how it’s going

what every kid wants for christmas

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

such a misunderstood creature

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!