deliveries expected monthly

This is what happens if you protest corruption in Russia

I had no choice!

WARR-E

biggest fear

That tenure makes them real bold

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

Amy Schumer responds

Hypervelocity impact damage of projectile traveling 6.8 kilometers/sec (4.2 miles/sec)

Sorry, cow…

Well, she’s a guy, so…

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

Goals

Removing roof snow has never been so satisfying.

Puppy guilt trip

I would have put a few points on walking…