Feeling Lucky?

To cucumber is to human.

To cucumber is to human.
My picnic now…
My picnic now…
Used blood for lease.
Used blood for lease.
Adults lie constantly.
Adults lie constantly.
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
Safety first, bork later.
Safety first, bork later.
Inner beaty is your Trump card.
Inner beaty is your Trump card.
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
I do love a salad…
I do love a salad…
Flew better than the MAX…
Flew better than the MAX…
*confused celebrating*
*confused celebrating*
Where does he come from? Where does he go?
Where does he come from? Where does he go?
Are you not amused?
Are you not amused?
When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…
When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…
He’s tryin’ his best…
He’s tryin’ his best…
…and the *Indians* moved to Oklahoma, where they lived happily ever after
…and the *Indians* moved to Oklahoma, where they lived happily ever after
The+JellyBelly+founder+is+hosting+a+nation+wide+treasure+hunt+for+Golden+tickets+to+own+a+JellyBelly+candy+factory+before+he+retires%2C+BTW.
The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.
Dammit%2C+Bobby.
Dammit, Bobby.
%2Acar+door+closing+intensifies%2A
*car door closing intensifies*
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
When+opossum+fly%26%238230%3B
When opossum fly…
Shut+up+and+take+my+money.
Shut up and take my money.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+live+on+this+planet+any+more.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
They+got+through+it%2C+eventually%26%238230%3B
They got through it, eventually…
%2Aillegal+gathering+reported%2A
*illegal gathering reported*
Genesis+3%3A7
Genesis 3:7
Good+on+you%2C+Humpy.
Good on you, Humpy.
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?