Got my first office job. This seemed fitting.

That’s the same cow! A Twister sequel is storming in so let’s get nostalgic with these memes!

so romantic

this is why google exists

zoo after midnight

perception vs reality

the dog looks so happy!

for whom the bell tolls

a snack with a probably long past expiration date

this is batman villain two face

they’ll never find her

your first mistake was wearing a turtleneck

dean koontz has no sense of humor

i live my life at warp 9

there is no middle ground

just a bit windy