She actually believes she is dating a wizard…

can’t believe we expose our kids to lego violence like this

you give me pupperflies

everyone thinks they’re invincible in high school

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife?

he didn’t know what to do after his pickup line worked

jazz hands

Constitution memes because growing up on schoolhouse rock wasn’t enough

how to help ease your dog’s separation anxiety

a christmas story elf

muppet christmas carol memes and tweets to celebrate 30 years of the best dickens’ adaptation

let me check my sundial

the grinch can’t steal christmas from prison

drunk taco bell is worth every penny and you can’t convince drunk me otherwise

this is funnier then it has any right to be

it’s all about the secret chord