Text random numbers often.

there’s a reason fans follow my page

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

the dream life

goosebumps, but for adults

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

be your own worst enemy

there is no middle ground

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

my plants are my children

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

this guy gets it