I can show you the world, and all that Jazz.

I can show you the world, and all that Jazz.

Alpaca lova you.

Alpaca lova you.

Posted: No Trespassing

Posted: No Trespassing

I drive home every night in my roach coach.

I drive home every night in my roach coach.

The problem with children.

The problem with children.

When it’s bring your dog to work day, but you’re a K-9 unit.

When it’s bring your dog to work day, but you’re a K-9 unit.

Her Tinder profile said she had ‘fun mom energy’

The Centennial Light, the world’s longest-lasting light bulb has been on since 1901.

The Centennial Light, the world’s longest-lasting light bulb has been on since 1901.

He lost his leg, not his sense of humor.

He lost his leg, not his sense of humor.

Absolute Unit

bebe com bac

They think he’s a baby cow

They think he’s a baby cow

I get it.

Just not that kind of night.

Just not that kind of night.

Math is hard[core]

Math is hard[core]

Clue Less.