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When it’s your child’s birthday but you’re an anti-vaxxer

When it's your child's birthday but you're an anti-vaxxer
just say the words
just say the words
i can feel this meme
i can feel this meme
rock dads
rock dads
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
the activation noise
the activation noise
only one response
only one response
bacon and avocado should never fight
bacon and avocado should never fight
he won in a landslide
he won in a landslide
mom night shyamalan
mom night shyamalan
what did you expect me to do? Not make it obvious?
what did you expect me to do? Not make it obvious?
i would hope so!
i would hope so!
one demon too many
one demon too many
cats make terrible vampires
cats make terrible vampires
was that an earthquake?
was that an earthquake?
didn’t even get 30 days notice
didn’t even get 30 days notice
Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
Remember+remember.
Remember remember.
I+would+watch+this+series.
I would watch this series.
We+did+it%21
We did it!
Join the conversation
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
Everything+breaks.
Everything breaks.
Roommates%26%238230%3B
Roommates…
Seaweed+farming.
Seaweed farming.
Murray+does+not+care.
Murray does not care.
Look+what+I+can+do.
Look what I can do.