You wouldn’t fry, an egg.

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

oh no is an understatement

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good