Don’t mess with the mechanics wife.

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

dinner and show

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

so warm and cozy

i can never show my face in public again

popsicles

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

gonna move into a cave and start a new life