acute observation

skank across america

the safest way to travel my ass

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

the good times will come

interesting interpretation

and now i’m one lego set richer

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

modest zombies

I’m fine

you can se the spite in its eyes

does anyone object?

a jazzy mission

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

and the cat never returned

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?