Bored Billionaire Bezos

the law of giants

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

was joining the US military the original squid game?

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

say aloe to my little friend

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

another delicious hummuscide

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human