There is no fathom to my disappointment.

we were so worried about the robot uprising we never considered the plant uprising

the time is now

the magic eight ball lied to me

i’m getting drunk just looking at this

grape jelly meatballs

they’ll literally name their cats anything

it cost everything

come and take it

never lose your sense of humor

no car can kill me

i actually know who bebe rhexa is. not lil tay though or laurel vs yanny

reporting for duty, general booty!

becoming one with nature

made in america

you gotta fight, for your right, to party!