A hedgehog without quills is a crime against nature…

A hedgehog without quills is a crime against nature...

The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life

The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

This person really needs to play Smash

This person really needs to play Smash

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

Don’t even say hi

Don’t even say hi

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

Is this true?