The cutest roadkill.

The cutest roadkill.

just a quick spiral

just a quick spiral

always be prepared before eating soup in bed

always be prepared before eating soup in bed

thicc

and then have to stay quiet so you don’t wake up the kids

and then have to stay quiet so you don’t wake up the kids

Mike and jo-ann

Mike and jo-ann

it was a life he was never meant for

it was a life he was never meant for

thanks i hate it

thanks i hate it

sadly this is true

sadly this is true

supporting the next generation means eating the whole box in one sitting

supporting the next generation means eating the whole box in one sitting

perfect hot chocolate weather

perfect hot chocolate weather

what about my thoughts?

what about my thoughts?

gotta save the fries

gotta save the fries

he’s trying his best!

he’s trying his best!

guilt was never an option

guilt was never an option

man with a plan

man with a plan