He needed a fresh start

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Humans are clever.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Stop hoarding the bucket…

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

All the beautiful people.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

You can call me Mr. T.