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Dear son, I identify as a bigot.

Dear son, I identify as a bigot.
at least it was only an 8-inch cake
at least it was only an 8-inch cake
a really good night
a really good night
what is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
what is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
10 DIY Projects that…Certainly Do
10 DIY Projects that…Certainly Do
wait, that’s not where the stomach is
wait, that’s not where the stomach is
that’s quite the pipe
that’s quite the pipe
which one is more enjoyable? I’m a fan of “going to chipotle with aristotle”
which one is more enjoyable? I’m a fan of “going to chipotle with aristotle”
kermit to the bit
kermit to the bit
ken you not
ken you not
me as an uncle
me as an uncle
say what
say what
instant watch
instant watch
Update: Testing a New Approach for Comment Status Clarity
Update: Testing a New Approach for Comment Status Clarity
“i have this stabbing pain…”
“i have this stabbing pain…”
catmmunication
catmmunication
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
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%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
Welcome+back%2C+Bud.
Welcome back, Bud.
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…