adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

When your mum says this is just a phase and you’re determined to prove her wrong

Extreme walkies

"So, how was the wedding?"

Does your dog bite?

When you don’t have the grades to make Santa’s cut so you have to settle for guiding the Grinch instead.

Settings done right

Lest you forget

Could you please tell me where the white hoods are?

If I ever get deported

The Royal Family in their Ugly Christmas sweaters

Honesty

Before Bombs, Pilots Dropped These Steel Arrows

Oh, dear Lord.

The hero we deserve.

Unisex…