adding to my xmas list

What a weird job to lie about having

What a weird job to lie about having

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

gotta take it easy on the lies

gotta take it easy on the lies

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

rookie mistake

Take a leap of faith

Take a leap of faith

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

soory not soory

soory not soory

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

and now I’m wide awake. great…

and now I’m wide awake. great…

Excellent child logic

Excellent child logic

How did he even get hired?

How did he even get hired?

introvert level: expert

introvert level: expert

That was unexpected

That was unexpected