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Needs more salt
Needs more salt
I’d like to buy a vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
delete comic sans from the system
delete comic sans from the system
He became his legacy. Literally
He became his legacy. Literally
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Followed directions perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
The answer is yes. I do.
The answer is yes. I do.
retired firehoses
retired firehoses
Calmly plotting your demise
Calmly plotting your demise
mind blown
mind blown
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
justice served
justice served
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
Love+will%2C+uhh%2C+find+a+way.
Love will, uhh, find a way.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
Join the conversation
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.