1. 2.. 3… 4…. I declare a face mask war…?

You don’t want this, girl.

Please do not actually kill people.

Drink more water.

Snail teeth

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Bitcoin finally explained

When your mom calls you pretty.

Work smarter not harder.

Perfect camouflage

He’s not wrong

Play Football With Me, Father!

[B]runch

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Maine Coon papa’s