Feeling Lucky?

the egg comes first

the egg comes first
Let the games continue, as it were.
Let the games continue, as it were.
collateral damage is acceptable.
collateral damage is acceptable.
Save the damst bees.
Save the damst bees.
1099 puppers reporting for duty.
1099 puppers reporting for duty.
Hoarding gas isn’t for amateurs.
Hoarding gas isn’t for amateurs.
It’s for the tips, presumably.
It’s for the tips, presumably.
The eels have had enough!
The eels have had enough!
OK but now include ages 100 , is what I’m saying.
OK but now include ages 100 , is what I’m saying.
Philosophers… amiright?
Philosophers… amiright?
A wild muse appears…
A wild muse appears…
I could pay for this dinner and a show.
I could pay for this dinner and a show.
Stop going through my stuff, fam.
Stop going through my stuff, fam.
Mufasa was such a dicktator.
Mufasa was such a dicktator.
She didn’t choose the nood life… the nood life chose her.
She didn’t choose the nood life… the nood life chose her.
A hedgehog without quills is a crime against nature…
A hedgehog without quills is a crime against nature…
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Join the conversation
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
left+swipe
left swipe
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS