Fax ALL the prisons!

Fax ALL the prisons!

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

and now so do i

and now so do i

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

you know the move

you know the move

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship