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That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
Words.
Words.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Crocodiles struggle in band class.
Crocodiles struggle in band class.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Weaponize your airbags.
Weaponize your airbags.
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Me and my murder crew.
Me and my murder crew.
That settles it, actually.
That settles it, actually.
I think I nailed the technical interview…
I think I nailed the technical interview…
A Bee’s Life.
A Bee’s Life.
Everyone loves a sticker.
Everyone loves a sticker.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Join the conversation
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Classy.
Classy.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Obviously.
Obviously.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)